Garden Humor
A man was out in the garden helping his wife to pull weeds, plant flowers and doing just general stuff on a nice summer day.
He looks over at his wife who happened to be bending over at the same time. He thinks for a minute and then says " Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill."
His wife of many years looks back and ignores the comment. She bends back over and resumes her work in the garden. The husband not being the sharpest tool in the shed, looks back over and says " you know I bet it's the same size as the barbecue grill" thinks to himself for a minute and wonders to himself.
The husband then gets up, goes into the tool shed and gets a tape measure. With that he proceeded to measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!!!"
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
